Shades of Grey

The blurb for Jasper Fforde's next book:

Britain three thousand years into the future
Everything has been lost
The population has been decimated
Government has collapsed
Only politeness remains
And Cricket
Eddie Russett is tired of both

Skills

Speak Like a Geek linked to 75 things a Man Should Be Able to Do which put me in mind of this quote:

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

How did I miss this?

Old Kingdom Trilogy Movies? Woot!

Anyone familiar with Garth Nix's Old Kingdom series: Sabriel, Lirael and Abhorsen will agree that the films from these books are just a matter of time. Given the current box office sunshine raked in by Young Adult fantasy blockbusters and zombie flix the very next step is the trilogy which combines the two.

Publishing News tips us that those movies may be closer than we think:

MEGASELLING FANTASY AUTHOR Garth Nix is poised to take Hollywood by storm. He has assembled an A-list dream team in order to bring Sabriel, the first book in his Old Kingdom trilogy, to the screen. The group will pitch the package to studios later this month via Steve Fisher at APA. Nix is co-writing the screenplay with Dan Futterman, actor and Oscar-nominated screenwriter of Capote, and Dede Gardner and Jeremy Kleiner at Plan B (Brad Pitt's company) will produce. The director will be Anand Tucker (Shopgirl, Hilary and Jackie).
Nix's approach is a departure from the typical selling of a film option, which usually happens well before an entire team is coordinated. But the author, who majored in screenwriting in college, decided in 2004 he wanted to at least co-write the script of any potential Sabriel adaptation, as well as “try and team up with filmmakers whose films I admired and respected”. Nix also wasn't entirely uninformed about the process, having formerly worked on options and book-to-film agreements as an agent with Curtis Brown Australia. “I knew [pre-packaging] was at least theoretically possible”, he said.
Nix was willing to wait for the plan to take shape. It wasn't until the end of 2006 that he got a promising inquiry—from Futterman, who happens to be a friend of Nix's New York book agent, Jill Grinberg. Grinberg had given Sabriel to Futterman to read many years earlier, and Futterman, who says he was “bowled over” by the book, now wanted to adapt it. For his part, Nix says he was “blown away” by Futterman's Capote screenplay—and thus, the foundation of the package was in place.
The pair made a list of about a dozen directors to approach, and Futterman went off to India to film A Mighty Heart, in which he played the part of Daniel Pearl. There, he gave a copy of Nix's book to Gardner, the producer of the movie; soon thereafter, she and Kleiner were on board. Finally, last fall, Nix got an e-mail from Tucker's production company. Tucker shares his and Futterman's vision for the film, says Nix — it's “an opportunity to make a fantasy film that [is] not only a great adventure story, but a compelling human drama — as was achieved by the films of The Lord of the Rings”. The three have already begun outlining scenes, said Futterman.

The Old Kingdom series, in which Sabriel is a stand alone, is not for the young - it is as grim, if not grimmer, than the final Harry Potter novel. Sabriel and her father, the Abhorsen, are necromancers which put down, instead of raising, the dead.

Tim Curry reads the audio books and if he is not cast as the voice of Mogget it will be a crying shame.

Back by Popular Demand

It seems that I am not the New Coke of Blogging - dismissed with a sigh of relief at the abberation of taste that engendered its genesis. Rather I am Classic Coke gone for a time fated to return in triumph.

I promise to keep political blogging to a minimum, or at the least candidate blogging. My dissatisfaction with our Future President has already gelled. I resent being thought a bigoted Nativist incapable of independant thought, clinging to religion to assuage my sense inadequacy. Yes, that sums up all three candidates pretty well. I may be voting for a VP.

I will get a post up about the kids soon and some random thoughts on TV, movies, and books.

Just as an aside - the blissed out look on the faces of the Teletubbies as they channel the tv signal is disturbing. Makes me begin to feel behind my back for a weapon to defend myself with.