As anyone who has ever read Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods knows, bears are dangerous because they like Snickers bars. Wait scratch that, Snickers bars are dangerous because bears like them. Here in the good ol' USA though, we reserve the right to bear arms in case bears (or the king of England) comes sniffing after our candy. That applies to gun savvy 8 year old Mayland girls too. First bear of the season. Second Amendment.
ht: Don Surber
(Yes, I can find a gratitious book reference in just about anything Mom.)
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