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I love Chinese food. I am a Cashew Nut Chicken junkie. When I was pregnant and could barely keep food down, cashew nut chicken always sounded appetizing. Sometimes though menus tend to have a clanger as they are translated from Chinese to English. I invariably point it out to my dining companion and chuckle but I don't want to be rude so I do so quietly. I don't know if I could ever have not rolled on the floor laughing if I saw this menu at the local Chinese food joint. (HT: Jonah Goldberg)

My favorite? "Fragrant bone in garlic in strange flavor" I think I actually had that once.