Brain

I am having one of those difficult days where I can't wake up. I have been up since 630 and been battling the brain the whole time. My early bird kids got me up. The brain assesed the day and said: "Meh, you can do this one without me."

"But Brain, I need you. I've got stuff to write, children to wrangle, laundry...Ok I grant you the laundry. No one actually needs to think while doing laundry."

Brain pauses for a minute. "Copy and paste, tell them to ride bikes, problem solved; I'm going back to bed."

"NOOO!!! Kaaahhhnnnnn!"

So here I am writing brainless content and eating warm coffecake. Maybe I can persuade Brain to lightly exercize later.