the Senate is grappling with another urgent matter: the senators-only elevators at the Capitol are being overrun by the unelected.
At times, senators even find themselves on public elevators, an ordeal fraught with the possibility of having to push their own buttons (the senators-only elevators usually have attendants).
Worse, senators sometimes share their moving sanctums with staff members, lobbyists and T-shirt-clad tourists who apparently missed (or ignored or cannot read) the senators-only signs.
Goodness Gracious! They might sully themselves on common voters or school kids!