Wednesday, June 15, 2005

No Tsunami Came

No tsunami came as a result of the earthquake in Eureka, Ca. This is very good news and not wholly because I live on an island in Puget Sound and my house is almost level with the water. No, I think this is excellent news because we have avoided nut jobs who would have said:

A) a tsunami is Gaia upset at the Bush administration's foreign policy
B) a tsunami is Gaia upset at the Bush administration's enviromental policy
C) a tsunami is Gaia punishing wicked, cruel and greedy Americans who are miserly towards relief areas in the rest of the world.

I just know I'd have been sitting in a elementary school cafetorium emergency relief center sipping donated Starbucks and someone would have shown it to me in the P-I.

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