Mutual Insanity

James Taranto at Best of the Web reports:

"I'm just so honored that the universe chose me to be the spark that has set off a raging inferno," Cindy Sheehan, back in Crawford, Texas, tells the Los Angeles Times. "And when I had to leave, it proved that you don't need the spark anymore, because the fire is burning. And it's not going to go out. If George Bush came out and spoke with me today and we went home, this wouldn't end."

In a speech to supporters Wednesday, Sheehan claimed the support of "tens of thousands of angels." The Associated Press reports that New York racial demagogue Al Sharpton plans to join Sheehan in Texas on Sunday, while the neo-Nazi Web site Stormfront.org says its backers will arrive tomorrow to "help put up a White Nationalist voice in the protest against Bush's War for Israel that was started by Cindy Sheehan."

Next, according to blogger Jonathan Wilson: "Celebrity boxing with Tonya Harding." The universe certainly has a sense of humor.

Al Sharpton and neo-Nazis. Together. If they ever stop talking about thier mutual hatred of President Bush and Jews they'll kill each other. Then they'll blame the Jewish neo-con cabal for forcing them to come together, so of course it will be Rove's fault that thier cohorts came to a bad end. Isn't that the way the thinking goes?

The Scene: Around a campfire in Crawford:

AS: Too many young, black children are dying in a war for Israel. It's those Jew neo-cons who wanted oil that are telling that stupid SOB on Pensylvannia Ave what to do.

NN: Those Jews they are the reason so many pure Aryans are gone today. They should have been killed along time ago. Bush is a traitor to his nation, but what do you expect letting a black woman run the State department?

AS: She's a house slave, you don't really think the Jews let her do anything. It's that Jew Rove who does anything and Wolfowitz.

NN: They're all brown. This nation needs cleansing, if we had people like Senator Byrd in the White House we would never fight for some brown people. It's the WHITE House and should stay that way. It's brown people ruining this country.

AS: Sputters. It's the white Man opressing the proud African man that has ruined this country. That's who needs to be run out of our community.

Fisticuffs. End Scene.

Offered up at Basil's Blog.